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10 Lies Every Man Will Say To His Woman

Men lie, women lie. Even kids are quite good at the game, too.

It’s something about the human nature… a way of getting out of a difficult situation, it’s about deceiving people into believing or doing something we want them to do.

For men, the lies told are quite unlimited. In their relationships with wives and girlfriends, 10 lies seem to be so widespread that some now believe that 18 out every 20 men are guilty of these lies.

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So what are the lies that men seem to enjoy telling? Here’s 10 Lies Every Man Will Say To His Woman.

1. “I’ll text/call you tomorrow”
Ah, the promise to remember. Nah, just does not happen. This is probably the biggest anxiety inducing thing you can hear after a first date. And that is because you really do not know, do you. He might, if he is a decent human being, even if it is to tell you he does not like you. Or he might not. Your pick now. What makes this statement so devious, is its ambiguity.

2. “You are the most beautiful girl I have set my eyes on”
Nah. He is just quoting/summarizing the only thing he remembers from the last fairy tale he read from a book; he is doing so, because as far as he is concerned, the prince who is charming gets the chick at the end.

3. “You are the only one”
No, you are the one awake and free tonight, so yeah, that way, you are the only one.

4. “I am doing okay”
He is not. We will give men this. They need, thanks to the toxic brand of male masculinity cultivated by the society, to create a façade of toughness and strength, despite being crushed by sorrows, failure, issues and whatnot. Even if they are not doing okay, they will invariably say they are.

5. “I am on my way”
Nah. He has just woken up and is brushing his teeth. He will be intentionally late because he cannot have you thinking he was excited to meet you and that you mean something to him.

6. “It won’t happen again”
If he is a fuckboy, it most definitely will happen again. If he is a decent human being, slight chance, it still might happen; he might not mean it, but it might happen.

7. “I will be busy this weekend”
Nah. He probably has a new date to plan or worse, he will go to his man-cave or pub and hang out with his “bros”. They are the worse than a sewing cycle when they meet their brothers-from-other-mothers.

8. “You are my first love”
Really? No.

He is just saying that to, 1. Get into your pants every time he wants in the foreseeable future or 2. Because he is clingy, as he measures his self-worth in terms of the women he has been with. If this is the second scenario, you are one of the best he has had.

9. “What was so special about her?”
Of course there was something special about her and he was thinking about her just then, when you popped the question and now he must hide his true feelings in order to be “cool”.

Because, he is a man.

10. “You know all my secrets”
Nah. You do not. And you probably never will, for better or for worse.

Source: pulse.ng, dailypositiveinfo.com