OLD COUPLE’S ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning! We’re not home right now, but please leave your message after the beep.
If you’re one of our kids, dial 1 and pick an option from 1 to 5 in order of your “birth arrival,” so we know who’s calling.
If you need us to watch the grandkids, press 2.
If you want to borrow the car, press 3.
If you’d like us to do your laundry and ironing, press 4.
If the grandkids want a sleepover, press 5.
If you need us to pick up the kids from school, press 6.
If you’re hoping for a Sunday meal or need it delivered, press 7.
If you’re planning to visit us for a meal, press 8.
If you need money (again), press 9.
If you’re inviting us out to dinner or the theater, start talking — we’re listening!
