A doctor and an engineer were in love with the same woman!
One day the doctor gave the woman a rose! She was happy and thought it was very romantic.
Over the next three days, the engineer went to her and gave her an apple. On the third day the woman asked:
“Why an apple?”
The engineer replied: “Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away”
(BONUS)
Bar Encounter Gone Hilariously Wrong!
A stunning lady walked into a bar and sits at an empty table.
A young man sees her and eagerly approaches, offering her a drink.
Annoyed, she says “A drink? Yeah right, as if… And very original, like I’ve never been offered a drink before. Not even a pick-up line? Do you think you see a woman and you have the right to walk up and bother her? Why would I let someone like you get me a drink?
“Well, because…” He said… “I’m your waiter.”
