An elderly woman, well into her eighties, slowly entered the front door of a ‘S*x Shop’.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbled the few feet across to the counter.
Finally grabbing the counter for support, and s-tut-ter- ing, she asked the sales clerk,
“Dooo youuuu have dilllldooos?”
The clerk, (trying hard not to laugh), politely replied,
“Yes we do have d*ld*s. Actually we carry many different models. . .”
The old woman then asked:
“Doooo youuuu carrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd
aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk … aaand rrunns on bbaatteries ?”
Trying not to laugh, and with a little smile creeping around his mouth, the clerk responded,
“Yes, Yes we do.”
She stammered,
“Dddooo yyoouu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo ttturrrnn iittt offff?”
