A genie grants three wishes to an old lady.
An old lady lived alone with her cat for years.
One day she found a magic lamp in her attic.
She rubbed it…
POOF!
A genie appeared.
“I shall grant you three wishes!”
The woman smiled instantly.
“First, I want to be young again!”
POOF!
She became young and beautiful.
“Second, turn my tiny house into a luxurious mansion!”
POOF!
Suddenly she was standing inside a huge mansion with marble floors and crystal chandeliers.
The genie nodded.
“And your final wish?”
The woman looked at her cat and grinned.
“I want my cat turned into a handsome young man!”
POOF!
Her cat transformed into an incredibly handsome man.
The woman stared at him in shock.
“Oh my… all my fantasies have come true!”
She stepped closer and whispered dramatically,
“Take me upstairs and make mad passionate love to me…”
The cat says, “Oh darlin’, you should’ve thought about that a long time ago, before you had me f*xed.”
