An old lady was pulled over by a cop for speeding on the highway.
The officer walked up to her window and said,
“Ma’am, may I see your license and registration?”
The woman opened her purse to get them.
As she did, the officer noticed a concealed c*rry p*rmit inside her wallet.
He paused and asked carefully,
“Ma’am… do you happen to have any w*ap*ns in the vehicle?”
The old lady answered calmly,
“Yes, officer. I have a .38 Special in my purse.”
The cop blinked.
“Anything else?”
“There’s also a .45 in the glove box.”
The officer shifted awkwardly.
“…Anything else?”
“Yes dear,” she replied. “A 9mm Glock in the center console.”
Now the cop looked genuinely nervous.
“Please tell me that’s everything.”
The old lady thought for a moment.
“Oh… and a shotgun in the trunk.”
The officer stared at her in disbelief.
“Good Lord, lady… what are you so afraid of?”
The old woman looked him straight in the eye and said:
“Not a f*ck*ng thing.”
