A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.
“There is a blind man to see you,” she says.
“Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I’m in the shower.
Send him in.”
The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them.
She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: “That’s nice and all, ma’am, but you can put your clothes on now.
Where do you want me to put these blinds
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Fishy Story
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they’re just lying there, enjoying the nearness of each other. The phone rings, and because it’s the woman’s house, she reaches over and picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation.
She is speaking in a cheery voice. ” Hello? Oh, hi! SO glad you called. Really. That’s wonderful! I’m so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great! Thanks! Okay. Buh-bye.”
She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, “Who was that?”
“Oh,” she replies, ” that was my husband telling me what a wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”
