A frustrated wife could never get her incredibly lazy husband to do anything around the house. Every evening, he would simply sit on the couch, watch TV, and completely ignore the mounting list of household repairs.
One day, the toilet clogged. When she asked him to look at it, he snapped, “What do I look like? A plumber?” and went back to his show.
The next day, the garbage disposal broke. When she asked for help, he growled, “What do I look like? Mr. Fix-It?”
The following day, the washing machine completely broke down. When she begged him to check it, he roared, “What do I look like? An appliance technician?”
Finally, the wife had had enough. The next morning, she called in three separate repairmen to fix the toilet, the disposal, and the washer.
When the husband came home that evening, he noticed everything was working perfectly. He frowned anxiously and asked, “Well, how much is all of that going to cost us?”
The wife smiled sweetly. “Actually, honey, they were very accommodating. They told me I could either pay them by baking them a cake, or by having sex with them.”
The husband gasped, “Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them?!”
She looked him dead in the eye and replied:
“What do I look like? Betty Crocker?”
