Little Annie was notoriously bad at staying awake during Sunday school. One warm afternoon, she drifted completely off to sleep right in the middle of a Bible lesson.
Noticing her snoring, the teacher decided to test her. “Annie, tell me, who is the creator of the entire universe?”
Jimmy, sitting right next to her, decided to wake her up and jabbed her in the side with his finger. Annie leaped awake and screamed, “God Almighty!”
“Excellent, Annie!” the teacher smiled, thoroughly impressed by her enthusiasm.
A few minutes later, Annie’s eyes closed and she drifted right back to sleep. The teacher asked the next question: “And who is our true Lord and Savior?”
Jimmy gave her another quick poke. Annie jumped and yelled, “Jesus Christ!”
“Wonderful job again!” praised the teacher.
Before long, Annie was dead to the world once more. The teacher paused and asked the class a deep theological question: “Now, who can tell me what Eve said to Adam after they had their twenty-sixth child?”
This time, Jimmy jammed his finger deep into Annie’s ribs as hard as he could. Annie bolted upright, completely furious, and shrieked at the top of her lungs to the entire quiet classroom:
“If you poke me with that thing one more time, I swear to God I’ll rip it off and make you eat it!”
