An elderly Florida farmer had a beautiful, crystal-clear pond in his backyard, completely fixed up with picnic tables, fruit trees, and volleyball courts.
One evening, he decided to walk down to the pond to pick some peaches, grabbing a large five-gallon bucket for the harvest. As he approached, he heard loud splashes, shouting, and giggles.
Coming closer, he discovered a group of young women skinny-dipping in his water. Sensing his presence, the startled women immediately swam over to the deep end, submerging themselves up to their necks.
One of the women yelled out defiantly, “We aren’t coming out until you leave!”
The old farmer frowned, lifted his bucket into the air, and called back:
“Oh, I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out… I’m just here to feed the alligator.”
