A woman walked into a glitzy Tiffany & Co. showroom and was instantly captivated by a magnificent, opulent diamond necklace. As she hurried over to get a closer look, the excitement caught up with her, and she accidentally let out a loud fart.
Mortified, she quickly scanned the room, praying she was alone. To her absolute horror, a slick, impeccably dressed salesman was standing right behind her, maintaining absolute professional poise.
Blushing furiously but hoping against hope that he hadn’t noticed, she gathered her courage and asked, “Excuse me, sir… how much is this exquisite necklace?”
The salesman smiled politely, leaned in, and replied:
“Well, Madam, if just looking at it made you a bit windy… you’re going to need a hurricane shelter when you hear the price.”
