Dave and his girlfriend, Jessica, went on a camping trip.
After enjoying a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retired for the night and soon fell asleep.
Several hours later, Jessica woke up and nudged her sleeping boyfriend.
“Dave, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, darling,” Dave replied.
“And what do you conclude from that?” Jessica asked.
Dave thought for a moment.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect we’ll have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are just a small, insignificant part of the universe.”
He smiled and asked,
“What does it tell you, Jessica?”
Jessica stared at him for a moment before replying,
“Dave, you idiot…
Someone stole our tent!” 🤣😅
