A woman had to travel to Italy for a two-week business trip. As she was packing her bags, her husband smirked and joked, “Hey, don’t forget to bring me back a gorgeous Italian girl!”
The wife simply smiled and went on her way.
Two weeks later, she returned home. The moment she walked through the door, her husband grinned eagerly and asked, “So, did you get my present? Where is my gorgeous Italian girl?”
The wife smiled mischievously, patted her stomach, and replied, “Well, I did the absolute best I could. Now we just have to wait nine months to see if it’s actually a girl.”
