A b*rglar br*ke into a house late one night.
He clicked on his flashlight and started rummaging around for valuables.
Suddenly, out of the dark, a voice said:
“Jesus knows you’re here.”
The burglar nearly had a h*art *ttack! He switched off the flashlight and fr*ze. Silence. After a few minutes, he shook it off and kept searching.
Then he heard it again:
“Jesus is watching you.”
Now completely freaked out, he swung the flashlight beam around the room—until it landed on a parrot sitting in a cage in the corner.
“You said that?” the b*rglar hissed.
“Yep,” the parrot replied. “Just giving you a heads-up… he’s watching.”
The burglar exhaled in relief.
“Warn me? And who exactly are you supposed to be?”
“Moses,” said the bird.
“Moses?!” The b*rglar burst out laughing. “Who on earth names their parrot Moses?”
The parrot tilted his head and answered calmly:
“The same people who named their Rottweiler Jesus.”
