A couple is celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
A friend asks the couple how they have managed to be so happy for so long without ever arguing.
The woman says that they have established rules for all the little things in everyday life, which they both adhere to.
This prevents those stupid situations from arising in the first place, which then lead to arguments.
The friend asks if she could give an example.
The woman replies that, for example, they have towels in the bathroom with an A or a G embroidered on them.
The A stands for face and the G for butt-0cks. That way, you’d never mix up the towels.
The man hears this, turns pale and stammers, “I thought that stood for @ss and face”.
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Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained,
“That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s ser-ving her.”
A little later on, they saw horses.
The Grandpa said,
“That’s a stud and a mare, and he’s ser-ving her, too.”
That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said,
Grandma turned to Grandpa and said,
“Will you please serve the turkey?”
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled,
“If he does, I’m eating a hamburger!”
