A guy hops onto a train dragging a huge suitcase behind him.
The ticket guy looks at it, then at him.
Ticket guy: “Alright. Ticket for you is $3… but oversized luggage is $6.”
The guy freezes.
Looks at the suitcase.
Looks back at the ticket guy.
You can literally see the math breaking his brain.
$6… for the suitcase??
He slowly nods… like he understands.
Then suddenly—
He kicks the suitcase.
Hard.
“Yo… get out. You’re too expensive.”
The suitcase unzips slightly…
Someone starts crawling out.
