A man rushes into a police station, out of breath and clearly frustrated.
Man: “Officer, I need to report my car st*len!”
The officer barely looks up from his paperwork.
Officer: “Let me guess… was it the one missing its headlights?”
The man blinks.
Man: “Yes… actually, the headlights were broken.”
The officer nods slowly.
Officer: “And the horn didn’t work either?”
Man: “Yeah… it hasn’t worked for months.”
The officer sighs, leans back in his chair, and finally looks him straight in the eye.
Officer:
“Alright then… before we process your report, you’ll need to pay the fines first.”
The man fr**zes.
Man: “Wait—what? My car is st*len!”
The officer calmly slides a notepad forward.
Officer:
“Technically, it was still illegally parked… and d*ng*rously equipped… before it got st*len.”
A long silence.
The man stares into the void.
Officer (finishing):
“So… congratulations. You’ve successfully avoided towing fees… but not the penalties.”
