An elderly Texan woman went to her doctor, desperate to revive her husband’s completely nonexistent sex drive.
When the doctor suggested Viagra, she shook her head. “Not a chance. The man refuses to even take an aspirin.”
“No problem,” the doctor smiled. “Just try ‘Texas Viagra.’ Discreetly slip the pill into his coffee when he’s not looking. He won’t taste a thing. Try it out and call me in a week.”
A week later, the old lady called the clinic, wailing frantically. “Oh, Doctor! It was terrible! Just absolutely terrible!”
“Oh no, what happened?” the doctor asked, concerned.
“I did exactly what you said,” she cried. “The effect was instant! He leaped up from his chair with wild, smoldering eyes. With one violent motion, he swept all the cups and the tablecloth onto the floor, ripped my clothes off, and took me right then and there on top of the table!”
The doctor paused, puzzled. “Well, that sounds incredibly intense, but shouldn’t that be a good thing?”
“Oh, it was the best thing to happen to me in twenty-five years!” the old lady sobbed.
“But I can tell you right now… I will never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!”
