Two elderly friends were sitting on a park bench, swapping stories about getting older.
The first man let out a long sigh.
“I’m 83 years old…”
“Everything hurts.”
“My back aches, my knees creak, my shoulders are stiff… I feel like I’m falling apart!”
The second man smiled proudly.
“Well, I’m 85…”
“…and I feel just like a newborn baby!”
The first man stared at him in amazement.
“Seriously?”
“What’s your secret?”
The old fellow grinned and replied,
“Simple…”
“I’ve got no hair…”
“No teeth…”
“I can barely walk…”
He paused for dramatic effect.
Then added,
“…and this morning…”
“…I wet my pants!” 😂🤣
