He Used Her Father’s Own Excuse Against Him
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant.
When I returned home I saw her father closing the door
I told him: “Your daughter hasn’t married yet I wonder how it is possible a girl without any husband be pregnant?
For a moment her father with a bitter smile said: “She isn’t pregnant; it is all wind in her belly. She farts and would recovery.”
Next year perchance I saw the same girl with a baby in her arms.
Next day when I was going out facing her father so I told him: “I saw your daughter with her fart in her arms.”
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A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:”
“I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. It’s been so incredible and fun, I’ve not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it goes on for hours and hours.”
“I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob goes into the bedroom and curse his wife
Moments later the guy gets a second text:
“Bloomin’ auto-correct I meant to say ‘wifi’”
