“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?”
inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously
eyeing her bulging stomach.
“Why, no Father,” answered the nun demurely, “It’s just a little gas.”
A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun
noticing her habit barely fit across her belly.
“Oh, just a bit of gas,” said sister Ann, blushing a bit.
On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he
passed Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage. Looking in, the priest
observed, “Cute little Fart!”
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A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one of his
elderly parishioners, Mrs. Smith.
He rings the door bell and Mrs. Smith appears.
“Good Day Mrs. Smith. I just thought I would drop by and see how
your are doing.”
The woman says, “Oh just fine Father, come on in and we`ll have
some tea.”
While sitting a the coffee table, the priest notices a bowl of almonds
on the table. “Mind if I have one?”, the priest says.
“Not at all, have as many as you like”.
After a few hours the priest looks at his watch and alarmed at how
long he has been visting says to Mrs Smith, “Oh my goodness, look
at the time. I must be going. Oh dear, I`ve eaten all your almonds.
I`ll have to replace them next time I visit.”
To which Mrs Smith replied, “Oh don`t bother, Father. Ever since
I lost all my teeth, it`s all I can do just to lick the chocolate
off them.”
