A teacher asked her class, “Kids, what does your father do for a living?”
One boy proudly stood up and said, “My dad is a doctor. He saves lives!”
Another boy jumped in, “My dad is a lawyer. He helps innocent people!”
The teacher smiled.
Then Little Johnny stood up with a confident grin.
“My dad is a magician!”
“Oh really?” the teacher asked. “What kind of tricks does he perform?”
Johnny shrugged.
“He turns beer into family arguments.”
The whole class went silent.
The teacher blinked.
Johnny added, “And somehow, Mom always knows when the magic show is about to begin.”
