Little Johnny and a little girl are playing.
Little Johnny p*lls d0wn his shorts and says,
“I have one of these and you don’t.”
The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.
The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again.
Once again Little Johnny points to his pr!v@te p@rts and says,
“I have one of these and you don’t.”
But this time the little girl just keeps on playing.
“How come you’re not crying today,” asks Little Johnny.
“My mother told me,” says the little girl, pulling up her dress,
“that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want.”
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A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks.
“One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we have built-in weather predictions.”
“What do you mean by that?” asked one inquisitive visitor.
“When the cows are standing,” the farmer explained, “it means no rain is likely for the next twenty-four hours.
When they’re lying down, it means it’s going to rain.”
“On our bus trip,” another visitor piped in, “I saw half the herd standing and the other half lying down.
What does that mean?”
The farmer flashed a smile and answered, “That means half of them are wrong.”
