Little Johnny Waited ALL Class for That Comeback…
A teacher said to her class, “Right, i’m going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it.
This one is round and red.”
Little Johnny’s hand shot up, but he was ignored.
“It’s a plum miss,” said a girl.
“no it’s an apple, but i like your thinking.
The next one is oval shaped and green.”
The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, “It’s a kiwi miss.”
No, it’s a guana, but i like your thinking.”
Little Johnny said, ” I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib.”
“Johny, thats disgusting!” shouted the teacher.
” no it’s a match, but i like your thinking.”
Said Little Johnny.
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The mother had washed her hair and just put rollers in – but she didn’t have a hair net for them, so instead she used a pair of panties to keep them in place
Her 4 year old son had watched the process and was fascinated.
His mother told him:
“Good thing there’s only us here, so that nobody sees me like this…”
Suddenly, the door bell rang.
The little boy ran to open it, and outside stood a salesman who wanted to speak with the woman of the house.
The son yelled:
“Mom, mom! Take off your panties! There’s a man here who wants to talk to you!”
