Lost in Translation… Literally
A guy was working in his garden over the weekend and looking around, he realised that he couldn’t find the rake.
He looked up at the bedroom window and saw his wife was about to take a shower.
He yelled up to his wife, “Where is the rake?!!”
She couldn’t hear him, so she shouted back, “What?!!”
He pointed to his eye, then to his knee and made a raking motion.
When his wife wasn’t sure, she called out “WHAT???!!!”
He repeated the gestures, “Eye – Kneed – the Rake”
His wife signalled with a thumbs-up that she understood and signalled back.
She first pointed to her eye, then to her left br*ast, then she pointed to her b*tt, and finally to her cr*tch.
Well, there is no way in hell he could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, “What the hell was that???”
She replied, “Eye – LeftTit – Behind – the Bush”!!!
