Married man almost had an aff.air with another woman

Married man almost had an aff.air with another woman

Married man went into the confessional and said to his priest;

“I had an aff.air with a woman… almost.”

The priest says, “What do you mean, almost?”

The man says, “Well, we got un/dres/sed and rub.bed together, but then I stopped.”

The priest says, “Ru.bbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say 5 Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box.”

The man leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box.

He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly runs over to him saying, “I saw that, you didn’t put any money in the poor box!”

The man replied, “Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!