I came across a collection of business signs that were so clever, they deserved to be framed!
At a shoe repair shop:
“We will HEEL you.
We will SAVE your SOLE.
We will even DYE for you!”
At an eye clinic:
“If you don’t SEE what you’re looking for…
you’ve come to the right place!”
On a plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband FIXED.”
That one probably keeps the phone ringing!
In a restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry…
Come on in and get FED UP!”
Outside a funeral home:
“Drive carefully.
We’ll wait.”
And finally, on the back of a septic tank truck:
“CAUTION:
This truck is full of political promises.”
At this point, I’m not sure if these businesses need customers…
or a comedy writer!
