A man was vacationing in Spain when he stopped at a local restaurant.
While looking through the menu, he noticed a very unusual dish and asked the waiter about it.
The waiter smiled and said,
“Son los cojones del toro, sir—the bull’s testicles. We serve them once a day after the bullfight.”
The man was intrigued.
“I’ll try them tomorrow!”
The next day, he returned to the restaurant and eagerly ordered the famous dish.
When it arrived, he stared at the plate.
Something didn’t look quite right.
He called the waiter over.
“Excuse me, but these are much smaller than the ones I saw yesterday!”
The waiter gave an apologetic shrug.
“I’m sorry, sir…”
He paused.
“But sometimes… the bull wins.”
The man looked at his tiny dinner and suddenly lost his appetite.
