A man walked into a diner, sat down, and waved the waiter over.
With a perfectly serious face, he said,
“I’d like a cheeseburger…”
“Not too rare… not too well done…”
“…just right in the groove.”
The waiter blinked but kept writing.
The man continued,
“Bring me some fries…”
“Not too crispy… not too soft…”
“…right in the groove.”
The waiter nodded.
The customer wasn’t finished.
“And I’ll have a milkshake…”
“Not too thick… not too thin…”
“…you guessed it… right in the groove.”
The waiter quietly walked into the kitchen and repeated the order.
A few minutes later, he returned trying not to smile.
The customer looked up.
“So… where’s my food?”
The waiter grinned.
“The chef has a message for you.”
The customer smiled.
“Oh? What did he say?”
The waiter cleared his throat.
“He said you can kiss his butt…”
“Not on the left…”
“Not on the right…”
“…but right in the groove!” 😂
Turns out…
The chef knew exactly how to prepare that order. 🤣
