A man fell asleep on the beach for several hours…
When he woke up, he realized he’d made a terrible mistake.
His body was badly sunburned, and his legs were covered with painful blisters.
Barely able to walk, he rushed to the hospital, where doctors diagnosed him with severe second-degree burns.
The doctor quickly ordered treatment:
“Start an IV with fluids and electrolytes.”
“Give him a sedative for the pain.”
Then he added,
“…and one Viagra pill every four hours.”
The attending nurse looked completely confused.
She leaned over and quietly asked,
“Doctor… I understand the IV and the sedative… but what on earth is the Viagra for?”
The doctor smiled without missing a beat.
“Simple…”
“It’ll keep the bed sheets off his burned legs.” 😂
