Tim had always loved the outdoors.
If he wasn’t hunting, he was fishing.
If he wasn’t fishing, he was loading ammunition, cleaning his gear, or planning his next weekend adventure.
Then he got married.
A few weeks after the honeymoon, Tim was in the garage carefully organizing his hunting equipment for the upcoming season.
His new wife stood nearby, watching quietly.
After a long silence, she finally spoke.
“Honey… I’ve been thinking.”
Tim smiled.
“Uh-oh… this sounds expensive.”
She ignored the joke.
“Now that we’re married, don’t you think it’s time to give up hunting, fishing, target shooting, and all these outdoor hobbies?”
She looked around the garage.
“Maybe you should sell the guns… and the boat too.”
Tim slowly turned toward her with a look of disbelief.
She frowned.
“What? Why are you looking at me like that?”
He sighed and said,
“You’re starting to sound exactly like my ex-wife.”
Her eyes widened.
“Your EX-WIFE?!”
“You never told me you were married before!”
Tim calmly zipped up his gear bag, smiled, and replied,
“I wasn’t.” 😂
