The Frog’s Answer Changed Everything
A man has a huge problem: his p*nis is 40 centimeters long – and that is more of a hindrance than a help in everyday life.
He seeks help from doctors, but no one can really help him.
Then he tries all kinds of healers – also without success.
One day he hears about an old miracle healer who lives in a hut in the middle of the moor and supposedly can solve such problems.
The man sets off.
The old man says:
– “You received incorrect information. I usually only extend.”
Then he adds:
– “But magical creatures live in the moor. For a small fee, I’ll tell you where to find a magical frog.”
– “You ask him a question: If he answers no, your p*nis will be 5 centimeters shorter. If he answers yes, it will be longer.”
The man immediately agrees and sets out to find him.
He finds the frog.
– “Hello little frog, will you marry me?”
– “No!”
The man looks… Wonderful! 5 centimeters less.
He asks again:
– “Little frog, will you marry me?”
– “No!”
Another 5 centimeters less.
The man thinks: One more time, then that’s enough – and life can begin!
– “Little frog, one last time: Will you marry me?”
The frog looks at him in annoyance and says:
– “No.
No.
No. No.
No. AND
NO
AGAIN!”
