After the wedding, the newlyweds finally arrived at their hotel for their first night together.
As they were getting ready for bed, the bride noticed something unusual about her new husband’s toes.
She looked down and asked,
“Darling… what happened to your feet?”
He smiled casually.
“I had tolio when I was a kid.”
She frowned.
“Polio?”
“No, tolio. Only my toes.”
The bride stared at him for a moment.
“Okay…”
Then she noticed his knees.
“And what happened to your knees?”
He shrugged.
“I had kneasles.”
“Kneasles?”
“Yep. Only my knees.”
The bride was beginning to get suspicious.
Finally, as he finished getting ready for bed, she looked at him and said,
“Let me guess…”
She paused dramatically.
“Smallcox?”
He looked at her in horror.
“That’s not a real disease!”
She smiled.
“Neither are your other two!”
