An elderly woman marched into the clinic to complain about her husband’s nighttime habits. “Doctor, my husband talks in his sleep every single night! It’s driving me absolutely insane.”
The doctor chuckled softly and looked over at the husband. “Well, ma’am, have you tried giving him a few opportunities to speak during the day?”
From the corner of the room, the old man crossed his arms tightly and barked, “Exactly, Doc! If I ever got a word in edgewise while I was awake, I wouldn’t have to hold midnight press conferences with myself!”
The wife rolled her eyes. “Oh, please. Even your loud snoring sounds like it’s trying to argue with me.”
The husband smirked, looked down at his shoes, and muttered:
“True… but at least when I snore, I actually get the last word.”
