Dear Santa,
I’ve had a pretty rough life.
When I was a little boy, my father che*ted on my mother, and before long, my parents divorced.
A short time later, my mom was killed in a tragic car accident.
My brother and I moved in with our wealthy grandmother.
Her sister loved parties a little too much, and it seemed like half the family lived off Grandma’s fortune…
Until she sadly passed away.
My Uncle Andy is constantly making headlines for all the wrong reasons and seems to spend more time avoiding jail than anything else.
My brother married a woman the family can’t stand, moved away, and hardly speaks to me anymore.
Meanwhile, my dad is now 77 years old.
His health isn’t what it used to be, yet he’s had to return to work to support the family.
And before long…
He’ll probably expect me to do the same.
So this Christmas, Santa…
If you have any spare luck lying around…
I’d really appreciate some.
Yours sincerely,
Prince William. 😂
