A pregnant woman went to see her gynecologist for a routine checkup. When the doctor asked if she had been experiencing any unusual symptoms, she hesitated before replying, “Well, Doctor, it’s the strangest thing… whenever I take off my clothes, my melons get rock hard.”
Stunned, the doctor blinked and asked, “Your melons get hard?”
“Yes, completely solid,” she replied innocently.
“Alright, let’s have a look,” the doctor said, thoroughly intrigued. “Please undress so I can examine you.”
The woman complied, and the doctor began a lengthy, hands-on examination, carefully feeling and massaging the area to find a logical medical explanation.
After several minutes of intense examination, the doctor finally stepped back, glanced down at the front of his own trousers, and sighed.
“Well, ma’am, I have absolutely no idea what kind of condition you have,” he admitted, “but it sure as hell is contagious!”
