A man fell head over heels for a beautiful woman and proposed to her almost immediately.
“But we don’t know anything about each other!” she protested.
“Don’t worry,” he smiled. “We’ll learn everything about each other as we go along.”
She agreed, they got married, and they jetted off to a luxury resort for their honeymoon. One morning by the pool, the husband suddenly climbed up to the 30-foot high board. He executed a flawless, jaw-dropping dive, cutting through the water perfectly without leaving a single ripple.
When he swam back to his towel, his new bride gushed, “That was absolutely incredible!”
“I used to be an Olympic diving champion,” he grinned. “See? I told you we’d learn about each other as we went along.”
Inspired, the wife stood up, dove into the pool, and began swimming laps. She moved at terrifying speed, practically flying from one end of the pool to the other so fast that the water could barely keep up with her. After crushing thirty lightning-fast laps, she climbed out, barely even out of breath.
The husband was completely awestruck. “Wow! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?”
“No,” she replied calmly, wiping the water from her face. “I was a prostitute in Venice, and I used to work both sides of the canal.”
