One night, a very drunk man decided to throw a huge dinner party for all his friends.
Late that evening, he stumbled into the backyard, spotted his wife’s goat, and came up with what he thought was a brilliant idea.
He secretly brought the goat inside, prepared a fancy meal, and served it to his guests.
Everyone ate, drank, laughed, and had an absolutely fantastic time.
By the end of the night, the drunk man was so proud of himself that he could barely stand.
The next morning, he staggered into the backyard…
And nearly fainted.
There stood the goat.
Alive.
Completely unharmed.
He stared at it in disbelief.
“Honey!” he shouted. “Come here! Where did this goat come from?!”
His wife slowly walked over, gave him a very suspicious look, and said,
“Forget about the goat for a second…”
“First, tell me where you took the DOG last night.”
The man suddenly realized…
The dinner party had just become a much bigger mystery.
