They Were Both Looking for Their Wives
In a supermarket in Munich, two men collided head-on with their shopping carts at full speed.
One of the two immediately gets upset:
“Hey! Can’t you pay better attention?!”
The other replies apologetically:
“I’m sorry, I didn’t see you. I’m looking for my wife.”
“Oh, what a coincidence! I’m looking for mine too! What does your wife look like?”
“So… she’s tall, brunette, has deep blue eyes, gorgeous legs, a v0luptu0us bu-st and full lips. She’s wearing a tight black suit with a rather low neckline and a slightly tr@nsparent bl0use.”
“And what does your wife look like?”
The other one waves it off:
“Oh, forget mine… let’s find yours together!”
