One morning, a husband shuffled into the kitchen half-awake and found his wife preparing breakfast, wearing nothing but her oversized sleep T-shirt.
Suddenly, she turned to him with a sultry look and said, “You need to make love to me right now!”
The husband’s eyes nearly popped out of his head. Thinking it was his absolute lucky day, he wasted no time. He swept her onto the kitchen table and passionately gave it everything he had.
The moment they finished, his wife casually climbed down, muttered a quick “Thanks,” and went right back to watching the stove.
Catching his breath, the husband smiled but was thoroughly confused. “Wow, honey… what brought that on?”
She looked at him dryly and replied, “The egg timer is broken.”
