When he opened the lid, a genie appeared and said:
— “For setting me free, I will grant you one wish.”
The billionaire, who already had everything in life, said:
— “I often vacation in Hawaii, but I’m afraid of flying and sailing. Build me a bridge from here to Hawaii.”
The genie thought for a moment, then replied:
— “That’s extremely difficult. It would require millions of pillars deep in the ocean, billions of tons of concrete… not to mention tides, storms, earthquakes… That request is beyond even my power.”
The billionaire nodded and changed his wish:
— “Alright then… explain women to me. What makes them laugh and cry? Why are they so unpredictable? How can I make them happy?”
The genie froze.
Looked stressed.
Then sighed and said:
— “So… do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?”
