Why Little Johnny Smacked the Principal with a Textbook on the First Day of School
A local high school had just hired a beautiful new Spanish teacher fresh out of college. To ensure everything went smoothly on her very first day, the school principal decided to sit in on her afternoon class to observe her teaching methods.
Looking for an empty seat, the principal walked to the back of the room and sat down right next to Little Johnny.
As the lesson progressed, the teacher turned to the blackboard and wrote a long sentence in Spanish. Suddenly, a piece of chalk slipped from her fingers and rolled across the floor. Wearing a rather short skirt, she bent over gracefully to pick it up.
When she straightened back up and turned to the class, she patted her skirt down and asked, “Now, can anyone translate the Spanish sentence I just wrote on the board?”
Little Johnny’s hand instantly shot up into the air.
“Yes, Johnny? Go ahead,” the teacher said.
Johnny stood up proudly and announced, “If that skirt was just a little bit shorter, I’d definitely hit it.”
The teacher’s face instantly flushed with bright red fury. “Johnny!” she screamed, completely outraged. “That is absolutely disgusting, disrespectful, and rude! Pack up your things and get out of my classroom right now!”
A thoroughly confused Johnny began shoving his notebooks into his backpack. But just before he walked out the door, he turned around, raised his heavy Spanish textbook, and slammed it right over the principal’s head.
Rubbing his bruised forehead, the shocked principal yelled, “What the hell was that for?!”
Johnny glared at him angrily and snapped:
“Next time, mister, if you don’t know shit, keep your damn mouth shut!”
