Women’s Convention (A little Long)
Women from around the world gather at this convention to share their stories of how they rekindled their love with their husbands.
A English women approaches the stage and begins, ” for five days I told my husband, I will no longer cook for you, make you tea, and do you laundry. The first day I saw nothing. The second day he made his own tea. The third day he cooked his own dinner. The fourth day he did his own laundry. The fifth day he took me out for a night on the town and we m@de l0ve”.
The crowd applauds.
A Russian women enters and begins, “For five days I told my husband, no longer will I make dinner, chop fire wood, hunt, and clean the clothes. The first day I saw nothing. The second day he chopped the fire wood. The third day he cleaned his clothes. The fourth day he made dinner. The fifth day he hunted a large boar, made me dinner, and we m@de l0ve in front of the fire place all night long”.
The crowd eats it up.
A women from Louisiana walks up and begins, ” Fo fi days I tol my hubband, no longer will I get him da clicka, clean his dirty drawers, make him tv dinna, and get him beer. The first day I seen notin. The second day I seen notin. The third day I seen notin. The fort day I seen notin. The fit day I started seein a lil bit out my left eye.”
