A guy goes into the same diner every single morning.
Every day, he grabs the menu, studies it like he’s making a life-changing decision…
then orders the exact same thing.
“Ham and eggs.”
Monday? Ham and eggs.
Tuesday? Ham and eggs.
Christmas Eve? Ham and eggs.
After three straight months of this, the waitress decides she’s gonna mess with him.
So before opening, she takes a pen and scratches “Ham and Eggs” right off the menu.
The guy walks in, sits down, adjusts his glasses, and picks up the menu.
A minute later the waitress walks over with a smug little grin.
“Well?” she asks. “Notice anything?”
The man squints at the menu.
She says, “You know that thing you like so much? I scratched it.”
The guy looks up at her and says:
“Then go wash your hands and bring me some ham and eggs.” 😄
