During class, a teacher decided to test the kids with some easy farm animal questions.
“Children,” she asked warmly, “what does the chicken give us?”
One student quickly shouted,
“Meat!”
The teacher laughed.
“Not exactly what I meant… but technically correct.”
Then she asked,
“And what does the pig give us?”
“Bacon!” the class yelled proudly.
“Excellent!” she smiled.
Feeling confident now, she looked at Little Johnny and asked,
“And what does the fat cow give us?”
Johnny stared at her for a few seconds.
The classroom went completely silent.
Then he shrugged and said:
“Homework.”
Half the class burst out laughing.
The teacher slowly put down her chalk.
Johnny knew he was dead. 😭
