*Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep? Husband Or Wife*
*Wife:* You smell like woman’s perfume. Where did you get it?
*Husband:* From the woman I was squeezed with in a taxi.
*Wife:* What about the lipstick on your mouth?
*Husband:* Oh that one? I got it from Sandra who I was congratulating for passing her exams.
*Wife:* What about the used c*nd*ms in your pocket?
*Husband:* Hey leave me alone don’t ask silly questions. I want to sleep!!
*Wife:* (crying) This is not fair because when I use them I don’t bring them home.
*Husband:* (Waking up angrily). What did you say?
*Wife:* Leave me alone I want to sleep.
Who will not sleep, husband or wife?
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